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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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