so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
