How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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