You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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