His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
