Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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