Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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