people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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