she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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