i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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