That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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