We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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