I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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