Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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