i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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