Don't make out with my wife yet
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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