I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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