I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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