gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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