U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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