do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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