well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Randomize