The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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