I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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