i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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