Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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