Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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