Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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