Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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