So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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