I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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