So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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