There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
My life is pants optional.
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