Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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