are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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