new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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