I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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