I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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