Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to make a zoo with you.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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