I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
