It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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