Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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