is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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