she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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