we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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