That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I need mimosas to revive my soul
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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