he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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