so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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