It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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