i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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