My nipple is on Facebook.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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