Pregnant stripper...not hot.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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