Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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