she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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