Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Randomize
