North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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