Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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