My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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