Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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