Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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