the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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