I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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