So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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